Once upon a time, this epic son of a bitch was my senator. And then he was like “lol, brb” and then he went to outer space. Again. Like a boss.
I’M SORRY, HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SENATOR WHO WENT TO GODDAMN OUTER SPACE WHILE STILL YOUR SENATOR?
Unless you lived in Utah in 1985, the answer is “NO.”
Fuck yeah, Ohio.
LOLZ.
